Here is where you can follow the adventures of your favourite gang of immature teenagers. We have being described as being "not your average sweet transvestites". But we's not transvestites, but in the case of fly its up for debate.

The latest, barred from KFC (cos ther basterds like that), really we were minding our own business when you think about it. We wrote our names round the place and they barred us, i mean its not like we started fights with customers or anything.

Being watched by security. yeah, we were noseying aound the place and asked the security guards wat time they were finished at and they told us to mind our own buisness. Our reply came in the form of "its not like we are gonna rob the place now is it - wink wink nudge nudge". They told us to fuck off and now every time we go near the place they follow us.

Caught on camera, Jasper makin an idiot out of himself, doin a wheelie into a window at KFC. The bike, that lets just say we borrowed for good, is really cool, its actually a girls bike but we sprayed it white. All of it. like including the chain and spokes, and seat and handlebars. Everything. We took the brakes off it too, gives it more excitment.

We decided we could be good dieticions, so now when we see an overweight person going through the KFC drive through, after they order their king size meal, we inform them of the consequences of eatin unhealthy food all the time. usually by screaming at them - "is it any wonder your fat, eating all that."